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PostSubject: Old People   Mon May 16, 2011 7:44 pm

"Get the hell out of my kitchen," says 35 year old lady.
"Where's the lawnmower darling?" says old lady.
"Piss off."

Okay ignore that, I just felt like doing a conversation with an old lady.

I hate it when old people have to be really particular about what you do/say. Like for example I went to get my hair cut a few weeks ago and there was an old man sitting beside me, when the lady came to cut my hair he said "You'll need some hedge trimmers for that one."
I laughed; thinking it was some kind of joke.
Then he responded "I'm being serious, boy."

I know I shouldn't be stereotyping all old people to behave like this but as far as I'm concerned it's mainly old people who make annoying, witty, pointless, lame comments when you'd rather not hear them.

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PostSubject: Re: Old People   Mon May 16, 2011 7:55 pm

Something completley different happened to me. I was in a shop without any of my family and when i was buying some sweets i found out that i was 20p short. The shopkeeper person said that it was fine but this old man came up too me when leaving the store said to me 'you fool you should of payed that 20p you idiot i was watching you!" he then tried to chase me that was funny i ran round a corner and hid in a toilet cubicule.

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PostSubject: Re: Old People   Mon May 16, 2011 7:57 pm

It was a joke... he was still joking when he said he was being serious, ya know. You didn't really think that he thought you would need to use hedge cutters to cut your hair, did you?
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PostSubject: Re: Old People   Mon May 16, 2011 8:00 pm

Whilst on holiday, I once heard this racist old woman. She said something really pathetic like "Haa, imagine a black man with this white (or black?) bag. Hahahaha" to which I felt like shouting out "Oh look! It's a racist granny!" or "Uh, yeah, that's called racism, you racist old ****".
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PostSubject: Re: Old People   Mon May 16, 2011 8:01 pm

Honestly, he was being serious; you should've seen the expression on his face.
I even saw him swearing at this younger girl while her mother was away before I sat down.

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PostSubject: Re: Old People   Mon May 16, 2011 8:07 pm

Ah, he wasn't being serious then; he's basically one of these typical old people who hate the younger generation and everything about them. It's like me with younger kids; I absolutely hate it when you get some friggin baby crying non-stop or a child moaning and whining, it really annoyed me, and I just want them to shut the hell up.
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PostSubject: Re: Old People   Tue May 17, 2011 4:24 pm

I dropped half the sweets when I finaly lost him and if hes here reading this now I have one thing I want too say too him. f*ck off and I hope you die.

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