You're banned because...

You are banned. Full stop.

Your banned for feeling the burn. (who hasn't?)

You're banned for accusing me of feeling the burn.

You're banned because burns hurt.

You're banned because burns may hurt, but they increase tension.

You're banned because according to Freud's psychosexual development theory, of you get fixated at the oral stage, you are more likely to smoke or have an eating disorder when you get older. This is because you really enjoy or hate putting things in your mouth.

You're banned because I've been fascinated. (Doesn't happen often)

You're banned because I'm a wee bit drunk right now.

You're banned for being drunk.

Your banned for being a Scarewolf

You're banned because you are a wolf that is always aware.

Your banned for not going to the woods.

That's because I stay in the bamboo forest.
By the way, you are banned.

You're banned for egging on a terrorist.

You're banned because you went to a house then left later that day.

You're banned because you invented an evil machine.

You're banned because you didn't make an evil machine.

You're banned for fraud.

You're banned for copyright infringement.

You're banned because I want to ban you.

You're banned for ruining my master plan.

You're banned for having a master plan.

You're banned for singing in the shower.

You're banned for not singing in the shower.

You're banned for no reason.