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Psychopath Admin
Posts : 632 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : Realm of the Almighty
| Subject: Corrupt A Wish Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:33 pm | |
| In each post you must grant the wish of the person above you and then make a wish of your own. Only in granting their wish you must twist it, or screw it up, or pervert it, or just mangle it because, hell, it's fun. For example....
I wish that I had a pair of brand new trainers.
>You: Granted, but they're size 147.
Anyhow, I'll set things off...
I wish for an apple. | |
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Storm Admin
Posts : 465 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : The Woods
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:38 pm | |
| granted but its mouldy
i wish i had a 3ds | |
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Riolu
Posts : 236 Join date : 2010-09-30 Age : 29 Location : United Kingdom
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:10 pm | |
| A 3DS that has a cracked screen, and doesn't play in 3D. Also, on a ship around other side of the world, frozen, with no-one alive on board.
I wish for a 3DS also, but with nothing wrong with it at all, everything about it is perfect, and it gets to me on time, and without any problems; also that nothing comes to harm me when playing it, and everything works just fine. | |
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Randomer19934 Gym Leader
Posts : 251 Join date : 2011-04-05 Age : 31 Location : Pandaland
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:54 pm | |
| Granted, but you lose al of your fingers.
I wish for a pony. | |
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The Underminer
Posts : 204 Join date : 2010-09-13 Age : 24 Location : Underground
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri Apr 15, 2011 7:50 am | |
| Granted but it dies after 5 minutes.
I wish for a knife | |
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Riolu
Posts : 236 Join date : 2010-09-30 Age : 29 Location : United Kingdom
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri Apr 15, 2011 3:04 pm | |
| Unfortunately, there is no such thing as magic in this world, therefore you do not get your knife.
I wish for a never-ending pencil. | |
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The Underminer
Posts : 204 Join date : 2010-09-13 Age : 24 Location : Underground
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri Apr 15, 2011 3:43 pm | |
| Granted but you trip over while holding it and it burns in the fire.
I wish for a baseball bat | |
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Storm Admin
Posts : 465 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : The Woods
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:44 pm | |
| Granted but its made out of dust
i wish that i could be a panda bear | |
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The Underminer
Posts : 204 Join date : 2010-09-13 Age : 24 Location : Underground
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:04 pm | |
| Granted but you die of overeating as the bamboo is too tasty
I wish for all the stupid mario brothers episodes to come out | |
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Randomer19934 Gym Leader
Posts : 251 Join date : 2011-04-05 Age : 31 Location : Pandaland
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Apr 16, 2011 1:06 am | |
| - Storm wrote:
- i wish that i could be a panda bear
That was going to be my next wish Granted. They suck so much that your eyes bleed. I wish to gain the power of invisibility. | |
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The Underminer
Posts : 204 Join date : 2010-09-13 Age : 24 Location : Underground
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:07 am | |
| Granted. The world can't see you but you can't see the world. You walk into a wall and die.
I wish I didn't have tot go to school. | |
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DarkCat Admin
Posts : 200 Join date : 2010-09-20 Age : 27 Location : Alley
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Apr 16, 2011 8:23 am | |
| Granted. But you spend your life in a blank room with no door.
I wish i fell off a cliff. | |
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The Underminer
Posts : 204 Join date : 2010-09-13 Age : 24 Location : Underground
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Apr 16, 2011 8:26 am | |
| Not granted. You are about to but I save you.
I wish that storm was dead | |
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DarkCat Admin
Posts : 200 Join date : 2010-09-20 Age : 27 Location : Alley
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Apr 16, 2011 8:28 am | |
| Granted but he came back as a ghost to haunt you forever.
I wish i could never have to sleep. | |
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Psychopath Admin
Posts : 632 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : Realm of the Almighty
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:29 am | |
| Granted, but a thug breaks into your house and steals everything, unfortunately you're too tired to chase him.
I wish I had a tail. | |
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The Underminer
Posts : 204 Join date : 2010-09-13 Age : 24 Location : Underground
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Apr 16, 2011 10:45 am | |
| Granted but It's too heavy so you can't move
I wish for world domination | |
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Psychopath Admin
Posts : 632 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : Realm of the Almighty
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:26 pm | |
| Granted, but your "world domination" is on Mars.
I wish for a nice clean bed. | |
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Storm Admin
Posts : 465 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : The Woods
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:46 pm | |
| Granted but you die in your sleep
I wish for inteligence | |
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The Underminer
Posts : 204 Join date : 2010-09-13 Age : 24 Location : Underground
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Apr 16, 2011 2:31 pm | |
| Granted. You learn how to beat super Mario bros ds and learnt how to spell intelligence but that is all
I wish I was the richest boy in the world
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Psychopath Admin
Posts : 632 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : Realm of the Almighty
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:54 pm | |
| Granted, but everyone hates you.
I wish to be able to walk on water. | |
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Storm Admin
Posts : 465 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : The Woods
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:05 pm | |
| Granted but only for 0.0000001 seconds.
I wish that i was the king of Earth. | |
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Psychopath Admin
Posts : 632 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : Realm of the Almighty
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:58 pm | |
| Granted, but one day there's a flood and you were out whipping your slave to mow the lawn when suddenly you got smashed by the water and flew into a minefield.
I wish for my birthday to come earlier. | |
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Storm Admin
Posts : 465 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : The Woods
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:03 pm | |
| Granted but you choked on your birthday cake.
I wish for Psneku and all my friends to find happieness. | |
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Psychopath Admin
Posts : 632 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : Realm of the Almighty
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:21 pm | |
| (Aww, so sweet, too bad I have to corrupt it. D:) Granted, but you don't and get run over by a truck while crossing the road to buy the shopping.
I wish that our new member is active. | |
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The Underminer
Posts : 204 Join date : 2010-09-13 Age : 24 Location : Underground
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:27 pm | |
| Too bad He isn't
I wish for Psyneku to smile | |
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