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PostSubject: Corrupt A Wish   Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:33 pm

In each post you must grant the wish of the person above you and then make a wish of your own. Only in granting their wish you must twist it, or screw it up, or pervert it, or just mangle it because, hell, it's fun. For example....

I wish that I had a pair of brand new trainers.

>You: Granted, but they're size 147.

Anyhow, I'll set things off...

I wish for an apple.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:38 pm

granted but its mouldy

i wish i had a 3ds

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:10 pm

A 3DS that has a cracked screen, and doesn't play in 3D. Also, on a ship around other side of the world, frozen, with no-one alive on board.

I wish for a 3DS also, but with nothing wrong with it at all, everything about it is perfect, and it gets to me on time, and without any problems; also that nothing comes to harm me when playing it, and everything works just fine.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:54 pm

Granted, but you lose al of your fingers.

I wish for a pony.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Fri Apr 15, 2011 7:50 am

Granted but it dies after 5 minutes.

I wish for a knife
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Fri Apr 15, 2011 3:04 pm

Unfortunately, there is no such thing as magic in this world, therefore you do not get your knife.

I wish for a never-ending pencil.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Fri Apr 15, 2011 3:43 pm

Granted but you trip over while holding it and it burns in the fire.

I wish for a baseball bat
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:44 pm

Granted but its made out of dust

i wish that i could be a panda bear

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:04 pm

Granted but you die of overeating as the bamboo is too tasty

I wish for all the stupid mario brothers episodes to come out
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Apr 16, 2011 1:06 am

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i wish that i could be a panda bear
That was going to be my next wish Razz

Granted. They suck so much that your eyes bleed.

I wish to gain the power of invisibility.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:07 am

Granted. The world can't see you but you can't see the world. You walk into a wall and die.

I wish I didn't have tot go to school.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Apr 16, 2011 8:23 am

Granted. But you spend your life in a blank room with no door.

I wish i fell off a cliff.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Apr 16, 2011 8:26 am

Not granted. You are about to but I save you.

I wish that storm was dead
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Apr 16, 2011 8:28 am

Granted but he came back as a ghost to haunt you forever.

I wish i could never have to sleep.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:29 am

Granted, but a thug breaks into your house and steals everything, unfortunately you're too tired to chase him.

I wish I had a tail.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Apr 16, 2011 10:45 am

Granted but It's too heavy so you can't move

I wish for world domination
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:26 pm

Granted, but your "world domination" is on Mars.

I wish for a nice clean bed.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:46 pm

Granted but you die in your sleep

I wish for inteligence

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Apr 16, 2011 2:31 pm

Granted. You learn how to beat super Mario bros ds and learnt how to spell intelligence but that is all

I wish I was the richest boy in the world

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:54 pm

Granted, but everyone hates you.

I wish to be able to walk on water.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:05 pm

Granted but only for 0.0000001 seconds.

I wish that i was the king of Earth.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:58 pm

Granted, but one day there's a flood and you were out whipping your slave to mow the lawn when suddenly you got smashed by the water and flew into a minefield.

I wish for my birthday to come earlier.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:03 pm

Granted but you choked on your birthday cake.

I wish for Psneku and all my friends to find happieness.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:21 pm

(Aww, so sweet, too bad I have to corrupt it. D:)
Granted, but you don't and get run over by a truck while crossing the road to buy the shopping.

I wish that our new member is active.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:27 pm

Too bad
He isn't

I wish for Psyneku to smile
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