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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Tue May 10, 2011 5:33 pm

Not granted??????????

I wish that I finished this maths!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Tue May 10, 2011 5:36 pm

Not granted you rip up the work.

I wish I could trust you.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Tue May 10, 2011 5:38 pm

Ah, sorry; I was a little drunk at the time I posted that...

Anyhow, granted, but it's the wrong homework task.

I wish for a pen to come flying my way and kill/injure someone, including me. (Ha ha! Now the outcome is most likely going to be good. Then again, now that I've said that, it's not likely it'll be good at all)

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Tue May 10, 2011 6:13 pm

Not granted because Derek Bum kills you instead.

I wish for my banana.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Tue May 10, 2011 6:16 pm

Unfortunately, it wasn't your banana, and a gorilla came down and stole it off you.

I wish for a cold drink of coke. (If I haven't wished for that already)
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Tue May 10, 2011 6:19 pm

Granted, but it's mouldy.

I wish for a remote.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Tue May 10, 2011 11:02 pm

Granted, but you can't find what it controls.

I wish for an egg.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Wed May 11, 2011 3:45 pm

Granted but its a Yoshi and it kill you.

I wish for a talking dog.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Wed May 11, 2011 4:52 pm

Granted, but it tells you to piss off.

I wish for a handgun.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Wed May 11, 2011 4:56 pm

Granted but it has no bullets.

I wish that i could shoot myself.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Wed May 11, 2011 5:05 pm

Not granted, I wouldn't let you!

I wish for a Hamburger.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Wed May 11, 2011 5:17 pm

Not granted because you wouldn't let me shoot myself so I shot you first.

I wish that i was a pinapple.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Thu May 12, 2011 11:47 am

Granted, but a Hawaiian finds you and puts you in a fruit salad.

I wish for a pen that never ran out of ink.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Thu May 12, 2011 3:33 pm

Granted, but the source of ink is taken directly from your blood stream and you end up feeling dizzy when writing essays as a result of major blood loss.

I wish for a radio that has a perfect signal all of the time.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Thu May 12, 2011 3:38 pm

Granted but all the radio channels closed looking for life on mars.

I wish there was life on Mars.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Fri May 13, 2011 7:49 am

Granted but they invade earth and enslave us all.

I wish for a zombie that obeyed my every command.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Fri May 13, 2011 3:55 pm

Granted but the zombie dosn't have a brain so it dosn't know anything that you said...

I wish that i was brutaly killed in an alley (that means it has to be good hehe.)

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Fri May 13, 2011 4:20 pm

Not true, because of the reason that follows: Granted, but you find out there is no afterlife!

I wish for a useless disposable cup.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Fri May 13, 2011 4:42 pm

Not granted, you get a lama instead.

I wish i coud walk on water.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Fri May 13, 2011 8:53 pm

Granted, but you start singing the Basshunter song about walking on water.

I wish I could swim properly.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat May 14, 2011 12:15 am

Granted, but the water turns into jelly and you become stuck. Motionless in the ooze.

I wish for a swing set.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sat May 14, 2011 10:28 am

granted but it collapses when you start swinging.

I wish for a toy monkey.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sun May 15, 2011 12:18 am

Granted. You get a cymbal monkey. Enjoy your slow death.

I wish for two eggs and a bottle of vinegar.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sun May 15, 2011 9:13 am

Granted, but the egss are stuck in the bottle of vinegar and you can't get them out.

I wish for a passport.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt A Wish   Sun May 15, 2011 6:44 pm

Not granted.Psyneku, how many times do I have to tell you that the government don't trust you and never will? XD

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