Group Story.

Here's how it goes we each post a sentence of the story in turn, i'll start.

There once was a Farmer.

This farmer, however, was like no other as he didn't raise up the usual farm animals, instead, he spent most of his time taking care of...

His wife; due to the fact that she had breast cancer.

They were saving up for a treatment in another country.

But they knew they'd never get enough money.

...,a country which alone was the most horrific and terrifying place to be on the whole of planet earth.

EDIT: Dang it, you had to post right that second before me, Calum.

They needed 9001 pounds to treat it and they only had 1000...

Heh, we'll continue from yours.

It was full of evil gremlins who eat brains for dinner.

It was also filled with level 1 wanderers...

So they were preparing for... AN EPIC QUEST TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE EVIL GREMLINS OF TIME!!!

Thankfully Unfortunately, the farmer's wife died, allowing the farmer to let out a sigh of relief.

THE END...

But then 1 of his cows mutated

The farmer decided to travel to the world of the gremlins and defeat them once and for all.

So he hired an army of lvl 1 wanderers.

Those level 1 Wanderers soon became the utmost high and powerful mighty worriers, as they fought through fierce battles against the Gremlins.

Alas, there was one powerful Gremlin lord that they could not defeat.

He was called Ri-Dick-Ulous

So they decided to make a plan.

They gathered up all possible fighters from their world.

And asked them if they were fertile.

Once that was done they entered Phase 1 of their plan.

and then gave them anything they could to attack Ri-dick-ulous things like frying pans and pirahna guns...

One guy thought a frying pan was a fried egg and ate it

He died.

Then Ri-dick-ulous took the boady.