You're banned because...

The names explains now go go go!

You're banned because you spam.

Give me administrator powers so that I can ban you, please.

Your banned for asking to be admin.

You are banned for likeing electric type pocket monsters.

Your banned for farting.

You're banned for using the wrong 'you are'.

You're banned because you can't fly.

your banned because you are random

You're banned because you're short.

You're banned because my granny's dog died.

You are banned because you cant touch type properly

Your banned for harrasing me.

You're banned for being Storm.

Define "Banned."

banned:
1. Officially or legally prohibit: "he was banned from driving for a year".
2. Officially exclude (someone) from a place.

You're unbanned for the dictionary definitions

Your banned for pointing it out.

You're banned because of the thing that happened that one time.

Your banned because you havent been to mars yet. What a sad, sad story.

Your banned because you came from Mars and didn't give it a capital letter.

You're banned because capital letters make the world a better place.

Your banned for not.

You're banned because Wikipedia is not the cathedral of knowledge everyone seems to think it is.

You're banned because you insulted Cathedrals.

You're banned because the pen is blue.