Corrupt A Wish

Granted but all he does is spams

I wish for another wish.

Granted, but it doesn't come true.

I wish for wishful thinking.

Here's some wishful thinking: I hope that people would stop eating pigs. But it doesn't happen...

I wish for a permanent cure for hangovers.

Granted but you have no beer.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but a meteor hits the earth.

I wish for some yummy candy.

Granted but you die of overeating

I wish for my birthday to come quicker

granted but it was moved so far forrawds, you missed it

i wish for justin bieber to be killed by a grenade launcher.

Granted. However, Justin resurrected after being found to be the son of God.

I wish that this wish doesn't go wrong in any way at all.

Granted, but your hair catches fire.

I wish for a nice cup of tea.

Granted but you spill it and scold yourself

I wish I was the first to split the atom.

Granted but you cut your hand off when trying

I wish that everyone in Japan has a home and survivies.

Granted. But someone dropped an egg on a house and now it's all messy.

I wish that pandas never die.

Granted, but then the pandas become evil bewitched things after 50 years as the evil witch manipulates them and then the pandas shall be the ones who shall reap your soul and ruin your life on earth.

I wish I could go to the planet pluto.

Granted, but you crash land.

I wish I could fly.

Granted but you fly too high, have no oxygen and die.

I wish for my friend to come now not in 5 mins

Granted but then you have an argument and kill each other

I wish for a person to live.

Granted but everyone else dies

I wish for this forum to be active by members who don't break any of the rules and go on every couple of days.

Granted, but there will be a shortage of members.

I wish for a wish.

Granted but it wont work

I wish for world piece and nowone too die in the world and everything is perfect

The sun explodes

I wish I had to do no revision

Granted, but you fail all exams ever.

I wish for a panda.

Granted, but he's dead.

I wish for some candy.

Granted but you choke on it and die

I wish for a action replay.

Not granted, because your mum won't let you...!

I wish for a top hat.

Granted but a mental rabit comes out and stars hitting you with a carrot.

I wish that everyone i know is happy.