Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but they become so happy that they all pass out.#

I wish for a clock that told me the right time.

Granted but you knocked it out the window

I wish for nothing to go wrong, no-one to get hurt, die orbe mean.

Not granted it dosent come true

I wish that nothing ever goes wrong with the world and nothing bad EVER happens.

Too bad it's only a wish...
Also, not granted because you failed to stay on track during the race in Halo: Reach and died.

I wish that I can post a smiley in my next post.

Not granted your computer died and ny brother was snatching tje remote

I wish for adi to realize life isnt guns

Granted but he thinks life is about raping you

I wish for storm to stop putting adi everywhere

(A good wish, it's pissing me off)
Granted, but he leaves the forum.

I wish for the weather to be sunny.

(Your answer is good not corrupting)
Granted but after there is constant earthquakes

I wish for anyone who mentions adi get banned for 1 day each time they say it.

Granted, but once they're unbanned they start talking about Adi again.

I wish for Edward to shut up.

...granted!

I wish for another SSBB game to be released.

Granted, but it's awful.

I wish for a gun.

Granted, but there's no bullets.

I wish for an empty egg shell.

Granted, but an angry bird steals it from you.

I wish for a new tree to grow in my garden.

Granted but it fals down in a thunderstorm.

I wish i had an fresh tasty and perfectly fine bald guy...

Granted, but he's the leader of a notorious gang. D:<

I wish I wasn't so damn insane.

Granted but your then boring.

I wish I wasn't a noob.

Too bad, you are.

I wish that there was no such thing at Thunder

Not granted, as it contradicts my next wish.

I wish there was such a thing as thunder (and lightening, for that matter)

Granted but the thunder deafens you and lightning strikes your finger.

I wish for a perfectly happy rabbit.

Granted but you where on the moon and coudn't breath.

I wish for a hug.

Granted, but it's from David's mum.

I wish for a hug with someone I love. <3

Granted but you touch her boobs and get slaped in the face and pushed off a cliff

I wish for a apple.

Granted, but it came out a donkey's arse.

I wish for nothing to happen in this wish.

Not granted its a wish and anything happens.

I wish for a apple that didn't come out a donkey's arse.

Granted, but it came out of a Donkey's eye instead.

I wish for time to slow down.