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Storm Admin
Posts : 465 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : The Woods
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jun 15, 2011 6:19 pm | |
| Granted but when you go in it a panda came along and rips you cock off. XD
I wish I had a camera that didn't work. | |
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Randomer19934 Gym Leader
Posts : 251 Join date : 2011-04-05 Age : 31 Location : Pandaland
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:14 am | |
| Granted. But it was beyond repair.
Iwish for anything panda related. | |
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DarkCat Admin
Posts : 200 Join date : 2010-09-20 Age : 27 Location : Alley
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:39 pm | |
| Granted, but it's a Pandas' crap.
I wish i had a flying unicycle. | |
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Psychopath Admin
Posts : 632 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : Realm of the Almighty
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:48 pm | |
| Granted, but to ride it you have to juggle at the same time.
I wish for a bottle of rum. | |
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DarkCat Admin
Posts : 200 Join date : 2010-09-20 Age : 27 Location : Alley
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:54 pm | |
| Granted, but only when you've drunk it do you realise it's Poison.
I wish I was a flying Goat. | |
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Randomer19934 Gym Leader
Posts : 251 Join date : 2011-04-05 Age : 31 Location : Pandaland
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:22 pm | |
| Granted, but you can never land.
I wish for an evil doomsday device. | |
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Psychopath Admin
Posts : 632 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : Realm of the Almighty
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jul 20, 2011 6:42 pm | |
| Granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish I had a degree in washing up. (Baxter) | |
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Randomer19934 Gym Leader
Posts : 251 Join date : 2011-04-05 Age : 31 Location : Pandaland
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:29 am | |
| Granted, but it's not accredited as a qualification.
I wish for good news on the 18th of August. | |
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Riolu
Posts : 236 Join date : 2010-09-30 Age : 29 Location : United Kingdom
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:11 pm | |
| Granted, but the good news has nothing to do with your grades.
I wish for the most powerful AAA battery in the world! | |
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Psychopath Admin
Posts : 632 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : Realm of the Almighty
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:30 pm | |
| Granted, but it's Atrocious, Appalling and Awful. Triple A!
I wish I could swim twice as fast as the world's fastest swimmer. | |
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Randomer19934 Gym Leader
Posts : 251 Join date : 2011-04-05 Age : 31 Location : Pandaland
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:28 am | |
| Granted, but you swam over 88mph and went back in time and changed history, which caused you to not exist. | |
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Storm Admin
Posts : 465 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : The Woods
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:22 pm | |
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I wish this forum was active with members who don't spam, flame or troll. | |
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Riolu
Posts : 236 Join date : 2010-09-30 Age : 29 Location : United Kingdom
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:38 pm | |
| Granted, but the forum is overloaded with people, thus leaving it only one choice - to close forever.
I wish for a second wish. | |
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Storm Admin
Posts : 465 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : The Woods
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:06 am | |
| Granted but it is cursed and turnes you in to a piece of faith.
I wish for apple pie! | |
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Randomer19934 Gym Leader
Posts : 251 Join date : 2011-04-05 Age : 31 Location : Pandaland
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sun Aug 14, 2011 10:44 am | |
| Granted, but it's made from poisonous apples and you die.
I wish for an egg. | |
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Storm Admin
Posts : 465 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : The Woods
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:09 pm | |
| Granted but it hatches into a swan and breaks your neck.
I wish I was a computer. | |
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Psychopath Admin
Posts : 632 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : Realm of the Almighty
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sun Aug 14, 2011 2:45 pm | |
| Granted, but I delete some of your software so that you become headless.
I wish I was an ace-trainer. | |
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Randomer19934 Gym Leader
Posts : 251 Join date : 2011-04-05 Age : 31 Location : Pandaland
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:14 am | |
| Granted, but I thought that you said space trainer, so I sent you to space to try and train it, but to no avail. You are left to drift though space until the time comes when your life ends.
I wish for a picture of a panda. | |
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Storm Admin
Posts : 465 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : The Woods
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Aug 15, 2011 12:48 pm | |
| Granted but you can not move or do anything and you fall out of your frame and get ripped and die. | |
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Riolu
Posts : 236 Join date : 2010-09-30 Age : 29 Location : United Kingdom
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:43 pm | |
| Heh, he wanted a picture of one, not to be the picture itself.
Granted, but... not granted, because there was no wish. | |
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Storm Admin
Posts : 465 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : The Woods
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:58 pm | |
| Oh...
Now for your wish... Um what is it?
I wish I had more free time. | |
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Riolu
Posts : 236 Join date : 2010-09-30 Age : 29 Location : United Kingdom
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:59 am | |
| Granted, but you have so much free time that nobody else does, and no-one will ever be able to have fun ever again.
I wish these ads would disappear and not come back. | |
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DarkCat Admin
Posts : 200 Join date : 2010-09-20 Age : 27 Location : Alley
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Aug 20, 2011 2:20 pm | |
| Granted, but with no Ads the forum is no longer on google, it never gets for members and everytime you go to sleep the ads and members of the forum haunt you, until one night when i burst into your room screaming with an axe and hack you to pieces. I wish I could shapeshift. | |
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Riolu
Posts : 236 Join date : 2010-09-30 Age : 29 Location : United Kingdom
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Aug 29, 2011 1:55 am | |
| Granted, but you manage to shape-shift into a motionless table in which you no longer have any human characteristics and are never able to turn back for the rest of your life, until someone takes you to a dump and has you cut up for nothing other than fire wood.
I wish I could die. | |
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DarkCat Admin
Posts : 200 Join date : 2010-09-20 Age : 27 Location : Alley
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:26 pm | |
| Granted but i ressurect you then slice your head off with an axe, and i continue the process again and again and again.
I wish i was a Bird | |
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