Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but it's a nasty surprise.

I wish for a computer.

Granted, but it's from the 1960s and doesn't work very well at all.

I wish for a typewriter.

Granted, but whenever you press the key that would be space, it blows up.

I wish i was made of liquid tar that never went solid unless i wanted it too.

Granted, but you can't consume food or water so you die.

I wish I breathed out helium.

Granted, but it served no purpose whatsoever.

I wish for a dancing bear that is invincible and cannot harm me or any of my friends or family.

Granted, but it hypnotizes you.

I wish for an airbag.

Granted, but it has no air in it.

I wish for a prancing pony.

Granted, but it breaks its leg and can no longer prance.

I wish for a soothing jacuzzi.

Granted, but it is very expensive to keep and you can't afford to keep it for more htan 1 week.

I wish for a super-duper video game.

Granted, but you can't play it because it is always just out of your reach.

I wish for a theme tune for a t.v. show.