Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but it's got a tendancy to chew human flesh.

I wish I was well known throughout the world.

Granted but its for killing little children and puppiess.

I wish i was known around the world for a good thing.

Granted, but you can't go anywhere without being followed by fans.

I wish I was an expert climber.

Granted, but you couldn't climb down. Only up.

I wish for a slab of human flesh that isn't my own.

Granted, but it's your Mum's arse.

I wish I was a sock.

Granted, but you're an odd sock.

I wish I could travel through time.

Granted but you accidently send Hitler to this year and he rules the world! (after killing you ovcourse )

I wish I was a moldy banana...

Granted. However, you get takento the zoo and a monkey does...things with you.

I wish for a pokeball.

Granted here ya go!

*trips over and pokeball smashes on the floor*

I wish i was a computer...

Heh, my main goal in life when I was younger was to create a real working Pokeball when I get older, and I imagined it being a rather heavy thing due to the things I would have to construct it with and add in.

Anyhow, back to the topic. Granted, but you don't have any anti-virus software installed and you get tonnes of Viruses and Trojans.

I wish for more information on the Wii U tonight.

Granted, but Nintendo says only it's only playable if you take cocaine beforehand.

I wish I could masticate.

Granted. However, thisa causes your teeth to wear down intil they are all gone.

I wish for a stick of bamboo.

Granted but your pet panda eats you...

I wish that i could have as many wishes as posible.

Granted. Only one is possible. You just wasted your wish. How sad.

I wish for a torch. AKA flashlight

Grantd here ya go!

*trips over and torch smashes*

I wish I was a pokeball.

Granted. However, you are used to try and catch a caterpie, it breaks free and then your time in the spotlight is over and you go to wherever it is that failed pokéballs go.

I wish for a scooter.

Granted, but it has no wheels.

I wish for a banana.

Granted but a monkey steels it and humps it.

I wish i was that banana. XD

Granted, but you have to live with the fact that you have serious issues.

I wish for a way to cure extinction.

Granted, but the extinct organisms are revived as evil gremlins.

I wish I could visit Mars.

Granted, but you had no space suit so you dies in the huge vacuum that is space.

... This is easy for me.

I wish I could order my laptop right now oh wait... I can!

Oh nice, when will it arrive?

I could...

I wish I was a camera.

Granted, but the zoom doesn't work and the flash is broken and the lens is all smudged.

I wish for a bamboo forest.