Corrupt A Wish

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:33 pm

Granted, but it's so slow everyone gets bored and decides to end their lives.

I wish for a pony.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:35 pm

Granted but it dies after 3 seconds

i wish for a apple that didn't come out of a donkey's eye or arse.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:49 pm

Granted, but it came out of a donkey's nose instead.

I wish for a tennis ball.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:58 pm

Granted, but it weighs 5 tonnes.

I wish for a new carpet.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:01 pm

Granted, but it's got paint all over it.

I wish for a ruler.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:28 pm

Granted but it's not straight

I wish I could have wisdom.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:38 am

Granted, but you're ugly.

I wish for a nice book to read.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Apr 23, 2011 3:13 pm

Granted but 99% of the pages are missing.

It seems that my wish for thunder and lightening have been granted (for real) I can certainly hear a storm getting closer and closer.

To go with it, I wish for rain.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Apr 23, 2011 3:53 pm

Granted, but it's acid rain.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:15 pm

You didn't put a wish so I will steal it >:0

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Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:12 pm

Not granted, as you get banned from spamming. (No, not really)

I wish for a meteor storm... oh look, there already is one.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Apr 23, 2011 9:22 pm

Granted but you get killed.

I wish for nothing to go wrong in my wish.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sun Apr 24, 2011 5:32 am

Granted but you turn old.

I wish for chocolate.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:25 am

Granted, but it's been pissed on by David Cameron.

I wish for a long neck.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:30 am

Granted but its your turtleneck.

I wish that The Underminer stops copying everything i do!

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:19 pm

I'm not copying, I just decided to make a sprite shop.
Anyway they don't have to give me anything, apart from credit.
Mine are better aswell. Have you seen Squirtagron!
Not granted as I am not copying.

I wish for Storm to get a life.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:31 pm

Granted, but if you don't stop flaming each other than I'll have to take action.

I wish for faith.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:05 pm

Not granted you make the priest sing our version of that song in a service.

I wish for ob to stop making sprites > Sad

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:30 pm

Granted, but you have to stop complaining.

I wish for a nice piece of cheese.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:25 pm

Granted, but it's very strong.

I wish for... no, I order The Underminer to change his space-consuming signature.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:59 pm

Not granted he's offline.

I wish for life on Mars. alien

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:46 pm

Granted, but you have to sing the awesome David Bowie song "Life on Mars?"

I wish for a broom.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:02 pm

Granted but you try too fly like a witch on it and fell off a cliff.

I wish i was admin again *sighs*.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:15 pm

Granted, but it doesn't happen until Wednesday.

I wish for some pretty flowers.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:32 pm

Granted but they overgrow and sufacate you.

I wish for my action replay to arrive befoe we go back to school. (yeah thats right i got my mum too order it XD)