Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you forget some of the rules, such as not breeding the hacked Pokemon and not trading the hacked Pokemon, which leads to you being banned from the GTS... forever!

I wish for my room to double in size.

Granted but it can't balance on your house so it falls down...

I wish that i had a watch/phone/compass whotch had a strap to put on arm in perfect condition (complicated but...)

Granted. But you have no wrists on which to wear such a device. Muahahaa!

I wish for a new evil laugh.

Granted but it sounds like a chipmunk.

I wish that I could walk on water for as long as I want and nothing goes wrong and i don't get eaten by a fish.

Granted, but your house catches fire while you were away.

I wish for more easter eggs.

Granted but they hatch in too chicks and kill you.

I wish for annoying orange for once to be killed by the knife.

Granted, but he gets revived by Pear.

I wish I could fly.

Granted but you get stuck in a tree.

I wish that I could make everyone stop what there doing to do a barrol roll!

Granted, but people can't defy gravity so many injuries are sustained.

I wish for an inner spirit that guided me on my quest.

Granted, but that spirit turns evil and takes over your body.

I wish I could stay up all night without any sleep... oh wait, I've just done that.

Then wish granted.

I wish that I didn't have a terrible hangover...

Too bad you didn't think about that before you started drinking...

I wish for an FBI badge.

Granted but you get arrested for impersination.

I wish the moon was made out of cheese.

Granted but the sun melts it.

I wish that no one ate meat from pigs.

Granted but they eat you instead.

I wish I was Monkeh from PG tips.

Granted but you get run over by Al's digger!

I wish that my pokemon white was fixed and ok.

Not granted because you were prepared to take the risk of using hacks!!!

I wish that I didn't have to play the violin.

Not granted as you haven't built up the confidence to actually quit.

I wish for my exams to be postponed... until next year!

Granted, but you fail all of them.

I wish for certainty.

Granted but life becomes boring.

I wish for world peace.

Not granted, because someone already wished for that.

I wish for a battery that will bring no harm what so ever.

Granted but the world floods and everyone dies.

I wish that i could touch type.

What does the world flooding and everyone dying have anything to do with a simple wish of a battery?

Granted, but your mind becomes one with the computer, allowing you to control everything on screen with the power of thought, but you cannot speak, move, or do anything else. (Taken from a rather horrible dream I had)

I wish for a computer mouse that works, and doesn't turn into a real mouse.

You posted just before me.

Granted but it turns into a donkey and bites your nose.

I wish for new members who don't spam, flame or troll and are active and are good members overall.

Sevano ecripe escador! Nese' a la condonter ack shammbe!

Nein, no costa el piese marce du novela!