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The Underminer
Posts : 204 Join date : 2010-09-13 Age : 24 Location : Underground
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Tue May 10, 2011 5:33 pm | |
| Not granted??????????
I wish that I finished this maths!!! | |
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Storm Admin
Posts : 465 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : The Woods
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Tue May 10, 2011 5:36 pm | |
| Not granted you rip up the work.
I wish I could trust you. | |
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Riolu
Posts : 236 Join date : 2010-09-30 Age : 29 Location : United Kingdom
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Tue May 10, 2011 5:38 pm | |
| Ah, sorry; I was a little drunk at the time I posted that...
Anyhow, granted, but it's the wrong homework task.
I wish for a pen to come flying my way and kill/injure someone, including me. (Ha ha! Now the outcome is most likely going to be good. Then again, now that I've said that, it's not likely it'll be good at all)
EDIT: Curses, Storm posted before me! | |
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Storm Admin
Posts : 465 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : The Woods
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Tue May 10, 2011 6:13 pm | |
| Not granted because Derek Bum kills you instead.
I wish for my banana. | |
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Riolu
Posts : 236 Join date : 2010-09-30 Age : 29 Location : United Kingdom
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Tue May 10, 2011 6:16 pm | |
| Unfortunately, it wasn't your banana, and a gorilla came down and stole it off you.
I wish for a cold drink of coke. (If I haven't wished for that already) | |
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Psychopath Admin
Posts : 632 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : Realm of the Almighty
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Tue May 10, 2011 6:19 pm | |
| Granted, but it's mouldy.
I wish for a remote. | |
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Randomer19934 Gym Leader
Posts : 251 Join date : 2011-04-05 Age : 31 Location : Pandaland
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Tue May 10, 2011 11:02 pm | |
| Granted, but you can't find what it controls.
I wish for an egg. | |
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Storm Admin
Posts : 465 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : The Woods
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed May 11, 2011 3:45 pm | |
| Granted but its a Yoshi and it kill you.
I wish for a talking dog. | |
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Psychopath Admin
Posts : 632 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : Realm of the Almighty
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed May 11, 2011 4:52 pm | |
| Granted, but it tells you to piss off.
I wish for a handgun. | |
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Storm Admin
Posts : 465 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : The Woods
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed May 11, 2011 4:56 pm | |
| Granted but it has no bullets.
I wish that i could shoot myself. | |
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Riolu
Posts : 236 Join date : 2010-09-30 Age : 29 Location : United Kingdom
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed May 11, 2011 5:05 pm | |
| Not granted, I wouldn't let you!
I wish for a Hamburger. | |
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Storm Admin
Posts : 465 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : The Woods
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed May 11, 2011 5:17 pm | |
| Not granted because you wouldn't let me shoot myself so I shot you first.
I wish that i was a pinapple. | |
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Randomer19934 Gym Leader
Posts : 251 Join date : 2011-04-05 Age : 31 Location : Pandaland
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Thu May 12, 2011 11:47 am | |
| Granted, but a Hawaiian finds you and puts you in a fruit salad.
I wish for a pen that never ran out of ink. | |
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Riolu
Posts : 236 Join date : 2010-09-30 Age : 29 Location : United Kingdom
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Thu May 12, 2011 3:33 pm | |
| Granted, but the source of ink is taken directly from your blood stream and you end up feeling dizzy when writing essays as a result of major blood loss.
I wish for a radio that has a perfect signal all of the time. | |
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Storm Admin
Posts : 465 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : The Woods
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Thu May 12, 2011 3:38 pm | |
| Granted but all the radio channels closed looking for life on mars.
I wish there was life on Mars. | |
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Randomer19934 Gym Leader
Posts : 251 Join date : 2011-04-05 Age : 31 Location : Pandaland
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri May 13, 2011 7:49 am | |
| Granted but they invade earth and enslave us all.
I wish for a zombie that obeyed my every command. | |
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Storm Admin
Posts : 465 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : The Woods
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri May 13, 2011 3:55 pm | |
| Granted but the zombie dosn't have a brain so it dosn't know anything that you said...
I wish that i was brutaly killed in an alley (that means it has to be good hehe.) | |
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Riolu
Posts : 236 Join date : 2010-09-30 Age : 29 Location : United Kingdom
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri May 13, 2011 4:20 pm | |
| Not true, because of the reason that follows: Granted, but you find out there is no afterlife!
I wish for a useless disposable cup. | |
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Storm Admin
Posts : 465 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : The Woods
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri May 13, 2011 4:42 pm | |
| Not granted, you get a lama instead.
I wish i coud walk on water. | |
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Psychopath Admin
Posts : 632 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : Realm of the Almighty
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri May 13, 2011 8:53 pm | |
| Granted, but you start singing the Basshunter song about walking on water.
I wish I could swim properly. | |
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Randomer19934 Gym Leader
Posts : 251 Join date : 2011-04-05 Age : 31 Location : Pandaland
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat May 14, 2011 12:15 am | |
| Granted, but the water turns into jelly and you become stuck. Motionless in the ooze.
I wish for a swing set. | |
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Storm Admin
Posts : 465 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : The Woods
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat May 14, 2011 10:28 am | |
| granted but it collapses when you start swinging.
I wish for a toy monkey. | |
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Randomer19934 Gym Leader
Posts : 251 Join date : 2011-04-05 Age : 31 Location : Pandaland
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sun May 15, 2011 12:18 am | |
| Granted. You get a cymbal monkey. Enjoy your slow death.
I wish for two eggs and a bottle of vinegar. | |
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Psychopath Admin
Posts : 632 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : Realm of the Almighty
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sun May 15, 2011 9:13 am | |
| Granted, but the egss are stuck in the bottle of vinegar and you can't get them out.
I wish for a passport. | |
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Storm Admin
Posts : 465 Join date : 2010-09-10 Age : 25 Location : The Woods
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sun May 15, 2011 6:44 pm | |
| Not granted.Psyneku, how many times do I have to tell you that the government don't trust you and never will? XD | |
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