Corrupt A Wish

Easy job for me.

I wish for a shoe.

Granted, but it's got holes in.

I wish for a clock.

Granted but its conected too a bomb.

I wish that hitler was not not not not not not reborn.

Storm... that means that you wish he /was/ reborn!
Granted. HAIL HITLER!!!!

I wish for a red balloon which is popped.

Granted, but it's made out of cheese.

I wish for a nice book to read.

Not granted, because you were greedy and wished for the same thing twice.

I wish for a piece of paper.

Granted, but it stinks so badly that you can't bear to wright a single word on it.

I wish for a brand new car.

I meant to get hitler again

Granted but we just ran out of fuel in the world

I wish i was a vampire

Granted, but you scare everyone away and end up dieing of sadness.

I wish for a bed to sleep in.

Ganted but you pee on it (like you did with my bed and the sleeping bag at the sleepover XD)

I wish i was a book

He... what?!

Granted, but nobody reads you.

I wish for a bird to fly into my house and to take one of my most valuable items.

Granted, but it shits all over your bed.

I wish for invincibility.

Granted, but you don't die when the world ends (which is in 6 days, by the way) and end up floating around space with the terrible feeling that you are unable to breath.

I wish for a pet Goldfish that has nothing wrong with it.

Granted, but it's been placed in an empty tank.

I wish for a monkey.

Granted, but it has to be made from your flesh, so you lose both of your arms.

I wish for a single shard of glass.

Granted but its made of your dick.

I wish that it wasnt rhe of the world on TheUnderminers birhtday

Erm... ok?

I wish for a nice set of drums.

Granted but there all smashed up and they turn from nice to evil.

I wish I was a golden pig.

Granted, but people drop money into you until you become too heavy to walk.

I wish savings were on my way.

Not granted but you put them in me and I waddle away.

I wish i was a bycicle.

Granted, but your bell makes a farting sound.

I wish for a pair of spectacles.

Granted but there me (I am everything and everyone)

I wish I was Psynekus pear of spectalcles.

Granted, but I accidentally drop you into a volcano.

I wish for nothing.

Not granted you think about tits and get a giant one on your forehead.

I wish I could do a barrol roll.

Granted, but you barrel roll off a cliff.

I wish for wishful thinking.